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Cheriour ([personal profile] clockeyes) wrote2012-02-01 05:34 pm
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[personal profile] samantha_grey 2012-08-02 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it's best to just be careful in general if I call you in to help with someone. A succubus or incubus will have sex with anything that moves. There's... always a risk.

[This was as close as she'd come to saying that, technically, her hatred of romance was all in her head. She had a physical attraction for everyone that she met, something that disgusted her and made her tend towards bitter, distant relations with a lot of people.]

As for my other half in general, keep an eye all you want. I doubt I'll be able to warn you if last time was any hint. She knows what I know, so she knows you and a few others are watching. She's not going to be nearly as bold when she thinks you guys might catch her next time. It would ruin her 'fun.'

Thankfully, nobody's been dumb enough to flirt with me much.

[Except Diva, and she was psycho, and Sam wanted to stay the hell away from her.]
Edited 2012-08-02 18:57 (UTC)
samantha_grey: (Peeved)

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[personal profile] samantha_grey 2012-08-02 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Samantha gave Cheriour a sympathetic smile. Today was not the day to explain to him that her 'other half' wouldn't actually care if she could 'mate' with him, as long as she could get something out of him. It might be a bit more than he wanted to deal with at the moment.]

Yeah, see, that grin. That's the kind of crap I was talking about. At least we understand each other on the fact we don't want to see people hurt by me. Oi. Angels.

You got any more questions? If not, I'm getting a little uncomfortable. Working with you's one thing, but I wouldn't exactly expect you and I to bond like bestest of pals. Just seems a little unlikely.
samantha_grey: (Riiight)

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[personal profile] samantha_grey 2012-08-02 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
An... arrangement. Good way of putting it. Anyway, thanks. There are one or two others, one of whom I know won't pull punches either, who may be helping here. That way it's not always you that has to worry about this. But you and I will be in touch.

[-click- God, that was awkward, she thought with a sigh before rubbing the bridge of her nose.]