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[parasiteye]

[ --aaaaand a little bit later: ]

...Hey golem.

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[clockeyes]

Kaz.

[His tone is more authoritative than usual- this is a serious matter, and he needs to get all the details of each side as he can get.]

Tell me, in your own words, what occurred.

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[parasiteye]

It's like I told Euri--

Wait, hang on a sec.

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[parasiteye]

Diva flipped the fuck out, came to my room with a shotgun and basically said I do whatever she wants or she offs me, Euri, and her stupid smelly do--ow! [ doop doop getting punched in the arm for like...the 34895389th time ]

Ugh... Her wonderful gorgeous mutt who smells like rainbows and roses.

Then she almost bit my head off an' I escaped. Tada.

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[clockeyes]

[He just stares for a moment as he tries to process this.]

...And, um, did she ever explain why she, as you say "flipped out"? What was her reason for getting angry with you when she wasn't angry with you before?

Did you do something with Euri to make her jealous?

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[parasiteye]

How should I know?? Those two have hated each other since they met! But for whatever reason Diva thinks I've got this thing for Euri and her way of dealing with it is to turn into a psycho bitch.

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[clockeyes]

Envy, then.

[It's one of the cardinal seven sins. Oh, Diva, you really do know how to make yourself look bad in Cheriour's eyes.]

Do you think she will try to hurt you again?

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[parasiteye]

She's been sending me psycho murder messages since I got out of Hel. So yeah, just a bit sure on that one.

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[clockeyes]

[Without even a pause:]

Either send me or play for me these messages of yours. I want to hear them.

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[parasiteye]

...Fine. It says it's not from anyone but it's definitely from her, one sec.

-- msg.txt --

Euri says she's got one too. Uhh...right here.

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[clockeyes]

Hmmmmm.

[Interesting. And he himself got an anonymous text a while ago, though that was much better in tone than Kaz's. Though the second one by Euri brings up intriguing points.]

...Kaz, is this true that you engaged in sexual activity with Diva? Don't lie.

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[parasiteye]

[ --oh my god euri don't look at him like that DON'T JUDGE HIM ]

Why does that matter?? It's got nothing to do with her trying to rip me in half.

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[clockeyes]

[A slight sigh. KAZ, DON'T BE UNCOOPERATIVE, IT LOOKS BAD.]

Kaz, I must collect together all the details of why she would do something like this. Is it true that you had sexual relations with her?

[Audio - Filtered] FOREVER I'm lazy

[parasiteye]

[ guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh ]

...Sort of.

forever and ever

[clockeyes]

Illuminate what "sort of" means, Kaz.

[parasiteye]

Yes. Fuck what do you want, a play-by-play of the whole fucking thing??

[clockeyes]

No, I'm merely asking you if that is a "yes, I did have a relationship more than friendship with her", or "no, sex has nothing to do with our relationship at all".

[parasiteye]

--Wait wait, you're asking if we were friends??? Fuck no!! Would I be ratting her out to you if I liked her??

[clockeyes]

[A groan. You aren't making this easy, Kaz. >8I]

You did notice that I used the past tense in that sentence, Kaz.

Anyways, you two were lovers?

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[parasiteye]

Lo--gross, no!! It was like...two horrible, horrible experiences. [ ...for both of them LMAO ] There was no lover-ing between us.

[clockeyes]

Kaz.

Answer me yes or no. Stop waffling around like this, it's demeaning.

Did you engage in the process of sex with Diva several times?

[parasiteye]

Not several, twice, and it wasn't lovers so pick your words better! It was just fooling around! Yes we fooled around, no we were not lovers.

[clockeyes]

Okay, good. Next question.

Did you help her with any of her schemes or were you merely her sexual outlet?

[parasiteye]

.....Define "scheme."

[clockeyes]

Things she did to other people, as in feeding on them, hurting them, etcetera.