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Cheriour ([personal profile] clockeyes) wrote2012-02-01 05:34 pm
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clockeyes: (how about the tales of those)

[video] Day 84

[personal profile] clockeyes 2012-05-22 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[A slight sigh.]

How long ago was this? And did you do anything to provoke her?
parasiteye: (22 IS AN ADULT)

[video] Day 84

[personal profile] parasiteye 2012-05-22 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Like fifteen minutes ago and no, she came up to me!
clockeyes: (dripping blood on your sleeve)

[video] Day 84 HI WOW THIS IS LATE

[personal profile] clockeyes 2012-06-04 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
And what did she say, exactly?
parasiteye: (22 IS AN ADULT)

[video] Day 84 THAT'S OKAY

[personal profile] parasiteye 2012-06-05 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
That she wants to play happy-psycho-murderers with you. Have fun.
clockeyes: (greetings to the very dark)

[video] Day 84

[personal profile] clockeyes 2012-06-05 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
[If he could blink in confusion, he would be doing so now.]

Excuse me? What does that mean, "play murderers" with me?
parasiteye: (best table manners)

[video] Day 84

[personal profile] parasiteye 2012-06-05 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
It means what it sounds like--go kill each other.
clockeyes: (you don't believe in stories)

[video] Day 84

[personal profile] clockeyes 2012-06-06 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
But death isn't permanent here- even you know that.

It would be pointless to do that, and why is she using you as a messenger, anyways? [Suspicious look time!] You're not still in cahoots with her, are you?
parasiteye: (are you high. cause i might be)

[video] Day 84

[personal profile] parasiteye 2012-06-06 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
She just stabbed me in the hand. So yeah--fucking best friends ever over here, genius.
clockeyes: (quickly go and hurry now)

[video] Day 84

[personal profile] clockeyes 2012-06-06 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
It could be a ruse. People have done things like cut off fingers of their allies so those people will be trusted among the enemy.

...

I'll talk to her myself. Stay out of this while you can, Kaz. And make sure you're not on her side, because if you are, then I have no choice than to cut you down as well.
parasiteye: (you splashed me. now die.)

[video] Day 84

[personal profile] parasiteye 2012-06-06 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Wow you are just about the dumbest fucking person I know--yes of course I would like to piss off the psychotic golem that killed her the first time. Of course I want to shack up with the crazy leech. In fact--we're getting married next week! Surprise!

[ CAN YOU FEEL HIS SARCASM CHERIOUR, it burns for you ]
Edited 2012-06-06 03:49 (UTC)
clockeyes: (look right over your shoulder)

[video] Day 84

[personal profile] clockeyes 2012-06-06 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[His grin just widens, though it's not a nice one.]

Just checking, Kaz. All I am is advising you not to be the fool.

You can do that for me, yes?
parasiteye: (diaf)

[video] Day 84

[personal profile] parasiteye 2012-06-06 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Kiss my ass.

[ Which means he will do just that, in Kazspeak :|;;;;;; he is going to stay home for the next few days ]
clockeyes: (you don't believe in stories)

[video] Day 84

[personal profile] clockeyes 2012-06-06 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[And a frown REALLY KAZ, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING]

Kaz, being vulgar at me will not make me like you any better, you know.
parasiteye: (gtfo)

[video] Day 84

[personal profile] parasiteye 2012-06-06 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
An' since when have I ever cared if you like me or not? [ BEING HIS GORGEOUS SELF OBVIOUSLY GOSH ]
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