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[clockeyes]

[A groan. You aren't making this easy, Kaz. >8I]

You did notice that I used the past tense in that sentence, Kaz.

Anyways, you two were lovers?

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[parasiteye]

Lo--gross, no!! It was like...two horrible, horrible experiences. [ ...for both of them LMAO ] There was no lover-ing between us.

[clockeyes]

Kaz.

Answer me yes or no. Stop waffling around like this, it's demeaning.

Did you engage in the process of sex with Diva several times?

[parasiteye]

Not several, twice, and it wasn't lovers so pick your words better! It was just fooling around! Yes we fooled around, no we were not lovers.

[clockeyes]

Okay, good. Next question.

Did you help her with any of her schemes or were you merely her sexual outlet?

[parasiteye]

.....Define "scheme."

[clockeyes]

Things she did to other people, as in feeding on them, hurting them, etcetera.

[parasiteye]

..... [ UGH prodding from euri ]

Only a couple of times, and I never killed anyone. She was the one who ran things.

[clockeyes]

Hmmm. So she roped you into doing work for her...

Kaz, have you ever killed anyone on your own? And if you did, do you regret doing it? Or at least feel some semblance of guilt over it?

[parasiteye]

You mean in Asgard right?

[clockeyes]

In general, but especially Asgard.

[Tread carefully, Kaz.]

[parasiteye]

Then I've never killed a single person in Asgard, even the Faceless ones. Happy? I may have bitten 'em a little but killing them is a great way to draw all sorts of bad attention to yourself.