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VOICE MAIL

Hello, you have reached the inbox of "-oh, wait, she's speaking to me? I had no idea machines had people inside of them this is simply amazi-BEEEEEP."
Please leave your message after the tone.
Please leave your message after the tone.
like... 10 minutes later or something...
[she threw a tantrum, so what]
You're unbelievable! This is private. How dare you share it with anyone?!
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Because I needed him to know what your true thoughts are.
Be thankful that I did not share our previous conversation as well. Unless, of course, you'd like me to?
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Ah, you could, I guess, but that's a little rude too. You shouldn't show off my body to other people.
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You do realize I could only share the audio of our conversation? Sorry to disappoint you, miss, but I won't be advertising your body anytime soon, don't you worry.
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Oh, I am relieved! I would hate so much to be blackmailed!